Remember when someone invented the wheel? Yeah the wheel is pretty chill. Before the wheel people had to walk everywhere. It was really frustrating. Such a great event was not celebrated at the time. Yet years, decades, centuries, millennia later, people are using the wheel for all kinds of cool hip relevant things. Pottery, cars, other things, the wheel does it all. Fortunately this spirit of invention has gone beyond mere wheels. Theo Thimo and Paul Rizza take the e-book game to the next level, sidestepping the second level to get to the third level or ‘boss’ level.
For Theo Thimo and Paul Rizza are in fact bosses. What they do is boss hard. Everything in their e-book seems deceptively simple. At first they set ground rules but in the cloud there is no ground, only cloud. Henceforth the vapors in the clouds obscure their judgment, clouding it if you will (and you will). Lots of their keen-ass observations are the kinds of things dreams are made of, if dreams mostly took place on Facebook chat. Thanks to the future most dreams will take place online. Offline there really is not much to do. Honestly you should probably spend the rest of your evening just reading the backlog of Beach Sloth posts, or check out Theo Thimo’s work.
Adulthood means telling with pain. When wrestlers say “bring the pain” they are referring to the crushing emptiness that is their existence. No matter how much a wrestler trains, how much they bench or whatever it is wrestlers do to get into shape; wrestlers cannot defeat the pain of life. That was made abundantly clear in the movie “The Wrestler” where that loser guy wrestled, played video games, sliced various deli meats, and eventually found his calling in life.
Themes are deceptive as heck in the e-book. A child killer refers to a child who is a killer, according to the dream MEME team of Paul and Theo. Celebration of children who are killers ought to be done. It is important that children who are killers kill at or above grade level. Anything below that is simply unacceptable. The United States used to lead the world on children who are killers and has since fallen to 24th place, just behind Slovakia in skill of children who are killers. Really it is quite sad for a once proud nation of children who are killers to fall so low.
Gravestones mark the end of the e-book. They indicate the death of culture. Culture was being held up by two people, Paul and Theo. Upon their death there will be no more culture just a lot of click-bait articles. Out of seemingly nowhere they present the critical acclaim that their e-book received. By the end of the e-book it is obvious that the Paul Rizza and Theo Thimo are not made for this world but they are made for this Internet.