Denver nugget’s try-outs
Steve Roggenbuck dresses up like Santa Claus from the popular kids’ holiday ‘Christmas’. What can Steve give the world besides something he hasn’t already given? America and indeed the world have been given the gift of hilarity from young Roggenbuck roaming around the country. Little gifts come from Steve’s noggin like the catchphrases ‘Live My Lief’ and ‘You sick fuck’. Millions of people cry when they see Steve’s updates on Twitter, on Facebook, on Tumblr. People create online presences just to be near the sweetness of the young buck Roggenbuck.
Here various people introduce themselves. Karim introduces himself in the sweetest state in the west. Molly looks quite the ‘Myspace girl’. Denver offers a relatively intimate setting for these sweet people. Everyone in the audience is extremely excited. They lean forward with bated-ass breath. One or two of them manage to smell like cum. Who those people are remains something of a mystery. Perhaps this is the new smell of cologne: pure uncut sperm. Many love the smell. Plenty of those on the Western part of the United States love the smell of cum in the morning.
Swa Biggler receives a shout-out about a bear on Christmas morning. A set of Tao Lin poems appears. 12 poems are read in front of the audience. In fact these are scheduled for a very special review post up in the future. Everybody loves the Tao Lin. Besides this though there is a big thing. Steve Roggenbuck shows off the ‘I LOVE MUSIC’ e-book collaboration with Stephen Tully Dierks. Is this impressive? Yes this is a big beautiful thing. Many enjoy the extreme violence involved in these poems. People laugh at the extremeness of these poems. ‘Pop my peen and balls. Nice’ gets a large amount of chuckles. Here Steve Roggenbuck compliments the choice of the truck color. Stephen Tully Dierks’ response is equally violence. Does this e-book make the audience laugh? The audience loves it. Wish this received more readings. Parents ought to read this to their children before bed.
Poor Santa receives some haterade. Clearly Steve Roggenbuck is on the naughty list for Santa Claus’s list. Well Santa Claus is a stupid man. Santa Claus has strong online presence. But what does Santa really do? Does Santa Claus even have children or is the whole world his family? If so that’s pretty dang lame of Santa. This is why Steve Roggenbuck insults Santa Claus. Santa Claus deserves to be insulted all the time. Small children barely even believe in Santa Claus. The internet is the new Santa Claus.
Steve Roggenbuck brings out the classics. This means ‘i am like october when I am dead’ and ‘in the rain’. Google Bombs are brought up for the first time in a long time. Besides this Steve Roggenbuck fricks up the entire audience’s minds. Fricking is an important part of one’s life. One moment there are a bunch of people not getting laid, the next everybody is getting their sex on! Is it beautiful? There’s nothing more beautiful than that. Poor Steve Roggenbuck goes through his travels on a 28 hour train ride through the United States. Steve Roggenbuck masturbated on a train three times and ate an entire jar of peanut butter while on Amtrak. This is still better than most people’s experiences on a train.
Finally it ends with a heartfelt discussion about the pros and cons of respecting Santa Claus. Tis the season to respect Santa Claus but this seems illogical. The internet provides everything what use does people have for a creepier like Santa Claus? Steve Roggenbuck is better than Santa Claus; he’s a giving charming young man going across the country with the use of MegaBus and the occasional plane. Forget red sleds. Steve Roggenbuck gives to the world and the world gives back to Steve Roggenbuck.