Blackmail Series knows what you did. For a price Blackmail Series is willing to keep this quiet. You are going to have to pay a pretty penny for this silence. Typically Blackmail Series likes really pretty pennies the kind that shine in the sun. You will need to payoff Blackmail Series about 1,000,000 pennies in change. While you might think this is a lot you forget what you did, who was hurt, what you exploded, and how you were exposed. The good people behind the Blackmail Series agree you look better fully exposed. Obviously their temptation to reveal you is high for you are quite attractive. Ultimately however Blackmail Series wants to host a few shows and your silence money makes it possible.
Eric Nelson starts off the magical, borderline mystical night serving as a Shaman rather than as a host. Anybody can be a host. To really pull off a successful reading one must transform the reading space into a sweat lodge. Yes there is money in sweat, literally millions of dollars. People sell sweat for money. The lavish luxurious lifestyle of Eric Nelson would not be possible without his extensive sweat collection that has been auctioned away at Sotheby’s.
Anna Kamerer is one of those artists who excel at knocking the viewer’s socks off. During the summer this is a far less impressive trick. For the winter where everybody is busy getting bundled up it is quite a feat. Her reading is bound to shock and awe people in unequal doses because it is ever so tricky to get the dosage right.
Jacob Perkins remains the hairball of Alt Lit. Unlike other Alt Lit writers who possess a fair amount of hair Jacob Perkins possesses an unreasonable amount of hair. Across the universe people ask themselves “What would a clean shaven Jacob Perkins look like?” This reading will not answer this question at all. Besides growing hair on his body Jacob Perkins is also a successful writer.
Stephen Tully Dierks has the initial ‘STD’. Lesser artists would be stopped due to this series of unfortunate letters. Nothing stops Stephen Tully Dierks for he is a brick house; he’s mighty mighty, just letting it all hang out. Stephen Tully Dierks ekes out of a living as an artist in the surprising geographic locale of Brooklyn. Few artists ever locate to Brooklyn, preferring the Hipster haven of Staten Island with its lush green fields and regal orange painted ferries.
Monica McClure finishes off the evening with her collected tales of being a structural engineer. According to her elegant Twitter she is currently working on building a levee. With this levee she will help the island of Manhattan withstand ferocious waves from the violent Atlantic Ocean, an ocean that pines for the destruction of Manhattan. Ever since the Atlantic Ocean got priced out of Manhattan and moved to Astoria with a former college roommate it has yearned to destroy Manhattan.
Yes this is going to be the night to remember. Blackmail Series says so.