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Flaneur in Pajamas

               Flaneur in Pajamas is one of those ‘interview outfits’ popping up like cornstalks in the hot internet summer sun. Caleb Hildenbrandt intends on interviewing all sorts of alt lit members through this site. Wonder if Caleb knows all the many ways to interview into somebody’s heart. Today he started it off in site with Stephanie Cook, the most famous alt lit person in all of Michigan besides those other people. 

                Poor Stephanie lives in dire poverty. She warms herself through trash can bonfires. Yet in the interview she claims to have extra clothes. I doubt that. Wish Stephanie could afford a real home and a real fireplace. Right now she lives in an apartment in Detroit. Are ‘bonfire trashcans’ the new ‘apartments’ in Detroit? I feel Detroit may have real apartments. All of me hope Stephanie lives in one of those real apartments. There’s no reason she needs to huddle around flaming trashcans just to put out e-books. 

                She spans multiple alt lit (new sincerity, I’m sorry) genres. YouTube, Tumblr, Facebook, and even a chapbook have her name all over it. I’m a fan. She inspires me. She even name drops me or rather Caleb does. Thank you Caleb! That’s how I found out about the interview. Guess if you want me to write a review about your interview or whatever, name drop me and link my blog. I think that’s a really good way of keeping me informed via the circle of boost. What this interview did was drive ever more traffic down the information highway which I ride ALL NIGHT LONG. 

                Her persona is ‘Campground Slut’. She hosts the ‘satenic illuminati camp trip’ coming up this summer. If you’re in Michigan, you’d be a fool not to go. Most likely she’ll get together with some other extremely famous alt lit people and worship Satan. After all that God-worshipping, maybe it is time people embrace the benevolent figure of Satan. Perhaps Satan will attend this camping trip. I think if Satan exists he probably approves of Stephanie Cook’s online presence. Her e-book was an absolute joy of an e-book. She isn’t stopping at the e-book though. In the interview she states an IRL book will be forthcoming. I am beyond excited, post-excited if you will, to see what sort of genius emanates from her warped, twisted mind. This potential book is going to be self-produced and distributed. Yeah, she is DIY as heck. 

                Stay tuned from more from this internet enigma. Keep your eyes focused on Flaneur in Pajamas as they prepare to interview one of the most elusive alt lit figures on the internet: The Hasee Bounce’s Yummy Doughnutfruit.