EVERYTHING IS A SNCK
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Everything is a snack Daniel tells his audience. Lately Daniel’s positive, snack based vibes have been attracting some serious attention. Daniel Alexander’s twitter feed is a snack for it makes people happy. Anything that makes people happy is a snack in Daniel’s book, RADDDDD, out wherever fine books are sold. However Daniel’s preference is for edible snacks. Unfortunately he cannot eat his pillow. He does read his book to his pillow before he goes to sleep. Inanimate objects need love too.
Daniel Zettner receives some rare attention. Few know Daniel Zettner. After this endorsement from the original literary snack pack that is about to change. Poking on Facebook is the equivalent of having a morning coffee. Everybody does it. But now one must roar when poking back. It is a rule. As Mr. Alexander pokes people back he roars. Indeed many have claimed Daniel Alexander is a dinosaur from a time when people treated each other right.
Positivity is not dead though. Daniel Alexander wears sunshine on his sleeve. The world is Daniel’s snack. Some say oysters, but an oyster is a snack too so Daniel is doing fine. For the longest time Daniel wondered ‘Does anybody love snacks as much as I do?’ Nobody does. No one can compete with the high level of snacking going on in Daniel’s world. Many of the snacks Daniel consumes are rare, hard to find, gourmet or non-gourmet snacks.
‘Ghost Busters’ is a great movie. While Daniel loves it he forgets to mention one of the greatest snacks ever. Ectocooler is one of the greatest things to come out of the 80s. Forget Ronald Reagan, forget the Butthole Surfers stalking REM in Atlanta, forget even James Chance’s violent concerts, Ectocooler changed the world. Anyone who drank Ectocooler remembers it fondly. Nothing on the entire earth can compare to the majesty of Ectocooler. Slimer may have been an enemy of the Ghostbusters but to millions of Americans he was an amazing slime ball.
Snacks are Daniel’s drugs. He lives a clean, wholesome life. Everything he does is appropriate and fulfilling. A local snack dealer near Daniel confirms this stating Daniel is his greatest customer and helped put several of his eight kids through college. Yes the amount of money Daniel spends on snacks is unreasonable.
Juggalos scare Daniel. This is worrisome. Many dislike Juggalos and are afraid to ‘get down with the clowns’. However Juggalos may be one of the most misunderstood subcultures in America today. Few know how to get down like the clowns. Their organization is so strong it is overwhelming.
It ends with him singing to a poster, waxing nostalgic about his childhood. This is a touching ending of the beginning of many upcoming videos because truly every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.