vote yes on prop twerk by Hannah Fantana
“Hannah Fantana, Sony brand camera, canon canon shoot me out the canon gun blaster cut faster” – Das Racist
Hannah Fantana is inspiration for many people across the internet. The above shows Das Racist name dropping her in their award-winning hit single ‘Chicken and Meat’. What makes her so interesting is her complete unwillingness to speak during a YouTube video featuring her very face. She stares blankly at the camera. She dares it to find meaning in her expressionless face. Of course the camera is terrified of upsetting her. Her fingers do the rest.
A 90s trance song plays in the background as Hannah looks absolutely fabulous. High school is Hannah’s current home. One of her schoolmates makes an appearance in the video. The dance becomes quite provocative. Many are curious about why such a divisive issue is the title of the video. Hannah is wise beyond her year that’s the main reason. People tend to get into alt lit much later in life. Anyone from High School who appreciates the importance of twerking is ‘ahead of the game’.
Twerking is in layman’s terms, to work one’s body, especially in the rear end. Her dancing, while provocative, involves little in terms of ‘the butt’. Parental approval is important for any YouTube video. Hannah understands that to spread her message she’ll need to create a wholesome activity. And nothing is more wholesome than going to school with a couple of ‘best buds’.
Throughout the video Hannah indicates that her homeroom digs her style. Many watch on, envious of Hannah’s position on the internet. Millions of high school students wonder ‘How can I become as cool as Hannah Fantana’. Of course the answer is simple ‘They can’t’. Hannah Fantana is a bad mamma jamma. Nobody can touch her level of hipness.
Swag-wise Hannah is off the charts. Recently Hannah invented a ‘Post-Swag’ lifestyle that is more swagalicious than any other swag on the market. Most swag is manufactured, pre-packaging pure garbage. Hannah’s swag is the freshest swag. Every morning she squeeze swag pure from the genetically modified ‘swag tree’. As she bites onto her headphone ear buds, she thinks ‘I’m way freaking cool’. Good thing she does not believe she is ‘cooler than school’. Knowledge is power.
It ends with her in front of some alt looking cabinets. Her hair is played with ruthlessly and with abandon. From the look of things in the video Hannah’s hair is the source of much of her power. Eventually it ends with Hannah laughing, her laughter silent to the world.