YOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL JUST LIKE BILL COSBY!!!!!! By Daniel Alexander

                Daniel Alexander explains how insults mean essentially nothing. Nobody has been able to make a career out of insults besides all those bully-themed comedians. Excluding them nobody has ever made money off of insults. Plenty of comedians have done far worse things than simply mocking people. For example Bill Cosby, of Bill Cosby fame, has created an entire lifetime out of his gentle humor and Jell-O. While Jell-O might not be a daily necessity it often feels that way. A life without Jell-O is a sad one indeed and thus people across the world come together to celebrate the shaking weirdness that is Jell-O. 

                Ugly is an ugly word. Daniel Alexander talks about what insults do to a person. Out of somewhere he tries to bring Peaches on camera. The world is tough for cats. Just kidding it is not. Cats have a life of leisure. Lots of people want to live luxurious carefree kinds of lives. Not everybody can live such a life. Indeed millions, billions even, ask if they are allowed to live their life. Few get the opportunity to. Most suffer through vast expanses of unhappiness never knowing what true happiness can possibly be. 

                Of course it does not need to be that way. The Internet does not need to be a cold dark place. Happiness is online. While it is not always signed in switching from tab to tab it hopes for the absolute best in life. Great experiences come from the small moments in life when things become truly beautiful in life. Little events are the things that matter. When a sun sets there is that sadness at knowing yet another day has ended. Yet the sunset can be extraordinary. Paying attention to a sunset cannot occupy all of a person’s time. The day will end whether or not a person pays attention. Witnessing the end of a day can be positively lovely. 

                People like being as beautiful as Bill Cosby. Even Bill Cosby wishes he could be as beautiful as Bill Cosby. Unfortunately Bill Cosby has been a cyborg since 2004 when he transformed over to a purely digital format. Various individuals pay homage to non-cyborg Bill Cosby and call themselves “Bill Cosplay” revealing the playfulness behind Bill Cosby oftentimes nuanced Cosby-like behavior. Many expressed disappointment that Bill Cosby went all digital becoming a cyborg yet Bill Cosby claims to have done it for purely dubstep related reasons. Indeed Bill Cosby is beautiful and Bill Cosplay, a series of office workers who remember growing up watching Bill Cosby, even more beautiful.

CHANGE UR LIFE RIGHT NOW OK by Daniel Alexander

                Daniel Alexander is the motivational speaker for the YouTube generation. With this, his one hundredth video, he keeps things fairly low key. The emotional range is set by a slight post-rock flavor coming in quietly. No crescendo, no sudden ‘a-ha’ moment, this is the real deal, the genuine article, the thing that future generations will watch on whatever YouTube evolves into (I-Tube) and be positively moved by. Of course in the future Daniel Alexander will have evolved into pure light energy circling the universe but that’s a whole other review altogether. 

                Here Daniel Alexander states that a person can change their life immediately. There is no need for an anniversary. New Year’s Eve resolutions are ‘torn apart’ by Daniel Alexander who does not have the patience to wait an entire year. From there Daniel Alexander asks “what’s the deal about New Year’s Eve anyway” and proceeds to go onto a Seinfeld-inspired riff that lasts for a vast duration of the video. Yes New Year’s Eve is quite a holiday but it is not ‘the’ holiday. Everybody knows the best holiday of the year is Halloween. Other holidays try to be like Halloween but honestly those holidays fail pretty damn hard in comparison. No holiday comes close to Halloween, none whatsoever. 

                But this post is not about Halloween it is about Daniel Alexander telling people to change their lives. So yeah Daniel Alexander is there wearing his hip glasses talking about how he does not have any fireworks or anything like that for his hundredth video. Unfortunately he needed to save those fireworks for the fourth of July when he blasted them into the sky and was like “alright, Fourth of July, this is really sweet”. Hugging his patriotic cat “Peaches” he was more than happy to celebrate the only major summer holiday that the United States celebrates. Usually the United States opts to save all of its holidays for the miserable part of the year, the winter when people need a pick me up from the extreme cold. 

                LIL B the based God makes a rare appearance on this low-key edition to Daniel Alexander’s YouTube collection. This is the way things work. Everybody enjoys the positive energy of LIL B. Such things are a part of life especially when LIL B follows thousands of his fans on the Internet making them happy about their lives. Together Daniel Alexander and LIL B are making the Internet a happier more welcoming place.

PEACHES AS A 6 WEEK OLD KITTEN :+) by Daniel Alexander

                Peaches is Daniel Alexander’s world famous cat. The cat initially shunned the spotlight trying to bring attention to Daniel Alexander’s insatiable snacking. Eventually the snack thing wore out after Daniel Alexander snacked on everything that could be snacked on and a few things that could not. Yes Daniel Alexander’s snacking history is well-documented online cached for the world to see. Long ago Daniel Alexander shampooed his hair with a pudding snack pack because why not, it is the internet and anything goes. Since then Daniel Alexander’s online presence has matured somewhat moving onto the joys of Peaches the Cat. 

                A Spaghetti Best Western soundtrack plays complete with Continental Breakfast. Peaches looks out from the various bed items. Beds have a lot of items and this is a must. Good beds fill themselves with stuff hoping to be noticed for their extreme levels of decadence. Obviously Peaches is aware of the life of luxury. Stumbling across the bed Peaches takes a lot of time trying to get out of bed. This is typical for a cat: to simply enjoy the finer fabrics in life. Cats take a long time to get up anyway. Few cats stay up past their bedtime. Every time is potentially a bedtime for a cat, what do they have to wake up for anyway? They are cats their lives are made for them and their defecation picked up with great vigor by large creatures who coddle them. 

                The camera captures a young Peaches. Looking at the camera Peaches is already able to tell how popular they will become one day. Peaches is clearly intelligent and well aware of its cuteness showing off for the camera. Everything on the camera is downright adorable and upright upstanding citizens salute the cherished prized possession that is a pussy cat. From the bed Peaches moves onto one of those hallmarks of suburban decadence: the cordless land-line the thing that parents purchase in order to feel hip. 

                With the phone Peaches plays around. Clearly Peaches is trying to phone a friend. Unfortunately Peaches is only six weeks old and is unable to use a land-line just yet. Cats typically start using phones after six months on Earth getting it down right. Most cats prefer Apple Products because like people, cats generally enjoy the easy-to-use interface and the free U2 album that comes with it. With its little paws Peaches learns what the numbers means and learns what it means to communicate with electronic devices, a skill that serves everyone.

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A VERY SPECIAL MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON EARTH!!!! LIFE CHANGING VIDEO!!!! WOW!!!! NEW SNCKPCK VIDEO / SONG!!!!!!  

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                Daniel Alexander must be the son of Mr. Rogers for his enthusiasm for life is endless. Honestly the best part of him waking up is how he puts his dreams into action. Thankfully his dreams are the hopes that others can accomplish what they want to do. Most of his videos have this strong emotional pitch trying to get people psyched up about life. It can be hard to get really excited about life sometimes. Either things don’t go the way they are supposed to or there is just a gloomy day. On average life have more good days than bad days. Any mathematician can say that with certainty. Nobody however can predict the next Daniel Alexander YouTube video. That’s by golly impossible. 

                Waves flow over the viewer. Surf’s up is the way to be. Right over those waves are dogs. Considered by many to be the most ‘YOLO’ animal dogs live every day to the fullest. That’s the only way to live life. Failure to ‘take it to the next level’ means people can start to feel stuck. What Daniel Alexander says with the background is ‘Be like these dogs. Ride the waves. Those waves are a couple stories high. That’s taking it to the next level without an elevator, friend.’ Yep Daniel Alexander calls everybody a friend because he’s just that kind of guy. Daniel Alexander embodies the ‘strangers are just friends you haven’t met’ vibe. Ever since the internet came around that’s been particularly true. 

                Creation is pretty much the main driver of growth for the internet. Daniel Alexander advises the viewer to always improve the world. Random dogs smile upon hearing Daniel Alexander’s celestial voice booming from a rather echo-y microphone. Life is full of microphones, booming voices. Only his voice though has played over this particular exclusive and quite rare video. It is clear that video editing skills for young Daniel Alexander are improving.

                Dogs continue to float in the great big sea. Normally the problem with the sea is there are lots of old men in it trying to catch fish. Some of those old men have been heavily documented by Ernest Hemingway in his award-winning bleak books. Thankfully Daniel Alexander does not adhere to the bleak life; he adheres to the happy life. Even the music in the background manages to bring the listener up. Daniel Alexander thanks the viewer for watching his video. He thanks the squirrel that helped walk him to school. That’s Daniel Alexander: friend of wildlife and the real life.

SNCKPCK - OH DEER 7.5

                SNCKPCK’s ‘OH DEER’ is about as endearing as one could expect. The silliness of SNCKPCK’s videos translates particularly well in these nineteen tracks. Having all of these pieces together feels rather nice as a number of these have been circulating around the internet for quite a bit of time (particularly the chart-topping hit ‘Snacks and Babes’). Whatever approach SNCKPCK takes on these reveals the sunny optimism he appears to possess in spades. Most of these take on a cheerful positive tone. Guests abound on the album itself with nice spots from Huntermadeit, Contact Lens, and even Steve Roggenbuck among others. 

                ‘holding on to 2 hawks and flying over billions of trees’ is a pixelated piece of wonder. Complete with poetic name it conjures up images of every Nintendo gaming systems. The melody is positively infectious. On ‘IM EATIN HAMBURGERS’ SNCKPCK gives a shout-out to McDonalds’ long-lost villain ‘Hamburglar’. Nor is this the only food-related song. Due to SNCKPCK’s brand as a consumer of food there’s plenty of food name-dropping. Anyone hungry might want to avoid listening to the album for this very reason. ‘Squad Deeply’ combines several different samples creating an extraordinarily bizarre juxtaposition. Anything with a ‘Four Tet’ vibe tends to do that. 

                Towards the end SNCKPCK gets far more ambitious in terms of track lengths. ‘birds on the snow’ one of the album’s highlights does a good job of barely keeping itself together. For the finale SNCKPCK even references Casiotone for the Painfully alone with the distortion of ‘midi night’. ‘OH DEER’ is a shocking diverse, always delightful collection.

Slime Dog You Are My Friend by Daniel Alexander 


                ‘Slime Dog You Are My Friend’ is the Clifford of the Nickelodeon generation. One look at that slimy dog face and the heart melts kind of how Slime Dog’s head appears to be perpetually covered in slime. Friendly yet slimy the dog welcomes readers to the happy cheery little collection. With each poem Daniel Alexander celebrates the wonder of the world. Either from above in space or down with the creatures in the sea he respects Mother Nature, even goes so far as to contemplate exactly what Mother Nature feels with human developments. Improving the land from a human point of view doesn’t always translate well into an environmentally friendly way. 

                Daniel Alexander becomes a loveable anaconda. Ever since snakes got accused of the whole ‘original sin’ thing they’ve been getting insulted. By showing that a snake’s ability to wrap is just an extreme hug Daniel paints the snake in a new light. No longer is the snake just a belly crawling freak but an important part of the ecosystem. Besides snakes enjoy hanging around the garden eating pesky vermin. If anything snakes should be celebrated for their ability to chill out (via their cold bloodedness). 

                Law enforcement gets a bit of attention too, speaking of cold bloodedness. Here Daniel correctly points out that in space, no one can arrest you. There are no rules in space. In space nobody can hear an officer’s siren. Nope space is the place. Daniel takes advantage of it by stealing Sharpie markers. Honestly Daniel Alexander is the rapscallion of Alt Lit. Drawing smiley faces inside the cockpit will help once aliens board. Extraterrestrial life is big into Smiley Faces, as shown by their inclusion in the classic series ‘Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy’. To be really hospitable Daniel should store a couple of towels around, just in case. 

                 A dream involves Will Smith. Those are the best dreams. Honestly Will Smith needs to be in more dreams. He defeated the evil aliens and saved America in that hit movie ‘Independence Day’. Despite Will Smith’s talent, Will is unable to save his hat. Some angry bird takes Will Smith’s hat. Happily after stealing the hat the bird is no longer angry. Hats are the socks of the head keeping them protected. With a hat a person can keep cozy warm. 

                Portrayals of aliens can be positive. Aliens have done many great things for the world. Remember Alf? That alien was the epitome of suburban alien. Hanging out on the Cul-De-Sacs of America, Alf worked hard but played harder. Daniel reveals super-secret information about the aliens. Yes it is the stuff that blows the minds of mice and men, mostly men though since mice aren’t too interested in aliens. 

                By the very end Daniel Alexander smiles at the reader. The reader should smile back. That’s the positive thing to do. Daniel Alexander deserves people’s smiles. Daniel Alexander is a good man.

Slime Dog You Are My Friend by Daniel Alexander

                Slime Dog You Are My Friend’ is the Clifford of the Nickelodeon generation. One look at that slimy dog face and the heart melts kind of how Slime Dog’s head appears to be perpetually covered in slime. Friendly yet slimy the dog welcomes readers to the happy cheery little collection. With each poem Daniel Alexander celebrates the wonder of the world. Either from above in space or down with the creatures in the sea he respects Mother Nature, even goes so far as to contemplate exactly what Mother Nature feels with human developments. Improving the land from a human point of view doesn’t always translate well into an environmentally friendly way. 

                Daniel Alexander becomes a loveable anaconda. Ever since snakes got accused of the whole ‘original sin’ thing they’ve been getting insulted. By showing that a snake’s ability to wrap is just an extreme hug Daniel paints the snake in a new light. No longer is the snake just a belly crawling freak but an important part of the ecosystem. Besides snakes enjoy hanging around the garden eating pesky vermin. If anything snakes should be celebrated for their ability to chill out (via their cold bloodedness). 

                Law enforcement gets a bit of attention too, speaking of cold bloodedness. Here Daniel correctly points out that in space, no one can arrest you. There are no rules in space. In space nobody can hear an officer’s siren. Nope space is the place. Daniel takes advantage of it by stealing Sharpie markers. Honestly Daniel Alexander is the rapscallion of Alt Lit. Drawing smiley faces inside the cockpit will help once aliens board. Extraterrestrial life is big into Smiley Faces, as shown by their inclusion in the classic series ‘Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy’. To be really hospitable Daniel should store a couple of towels around, just in case. 

                 A dream involves Will Smith. Those are the best dreams. Honestly Will Smith needs to be in more dreams. He defeated the evil aliens and saved America in that hit movie ‘Independence Day’. Despite Will Smith’s talent, Will is unable to save his hat. Some angry bird takes Will Smith’s hat. Happily after stealing the hat the bird is no longer angry. Hats are the socks of the head keeping them protected. With a hat a person can keep cozy warm. 

                Portrayals of aliens can be positive. Aliens have done many great things for the world. Remember Alf? That alien was the epitome of suburban alien. Hanging out on the Cul-De-Sacs of America, Alf worked hard but played harder. Daniel reveals super-secret information about the aliens. Yes it is the stuff that blows the minds of mice and men, mostly men though since mice aren’t too interested in aliens. 

                By the very end Daniel Alexander smiles at the reader. The reader should smile back. That’s the positive thing to do. Daniel Alexander deserves people’s smiles. Daniel Alexander is a good man.

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UPDATE! ALWAYS KEEP GOING AND GOING! 

                Daniel Alexander reached 1,000 YouTube subscribers. Life is beautiful with Daniel Alexander’s videos. Each one presents a little bit more about himself. What he does is simple: he creates another world. Things are beautiful in his art world. His studio is the center of his creation. Pieces of art adorn the walls thanks to his drive for new work. All across the big bountiful baller country that is America people have sent him their art in his ‘art exchange’ program. Every time a piece of art arrives at his place he sends another piece out, keeping the balance of art at appropriate levels. 

                Where is his copyrighted shirt for this new video? This is worrisome. Daniel Alexander is nothing without his copyrighted shirt. He needs it. More importantly the shirt needs him. Closets are no place for a young strapping shirt. Alone in a closet the shirt can’t work for Daniel by doing his taxes, or helping him respond to tweets. Nope all that the shirt can do trapped inside a closet is withering away until the moths get to it. Once the shirt is gone there will be no ‘new’ shirt. It is an emblem for the Daniel Alexander brand. While it is good that perhaps Daniel gives his shirt the ‘laundry lifestyle’ it is still important to show it in videos, to prove it is doing okay. 

                Things are going quite well for young Daniel. That music in the background suggests he has reached new levels of hypnagogic pop peaks. James Ferraro would be proud of the music choice. Obvious Daniel knows a thing or two about music with his ‘Dog Heaven’ album and other albums dropping later this year. Altogether there are many wonderful things happening in the world of Daniel Alexander. Plus with his musical equipment he’s going to be rocking out the music by the score. 

                A children’s book is going to be coming out later this year. He made it with the help of a green screen. Yes this means a remake of ‘Jurassic Park’ for the Alt Lit set. What would an Alt Lit version of ‘Jurassic Park’ even look like? Some imagine it would be weirder yet still retain the talents of Jeff Goldblum. If Jeff Goldblum is unavailable then the Jeff Goldblum of Alt Lit will have to make it. Obviously the Jeff Goldblum of Alt Lit will be free, but will it really do the trick. Only time can tell. 

                Many other wonderful things are happening in Daniel Alexander’s world. More videos, more books, and more tweets.

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#SNCKCREW, A POSITIVE MOVEMENT [NEW VIDEO]

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                New eras of positivity need to happen. There’s a lot of sadness in the world, downright badness in some cases. Everybody can sad. That’s okay. Occasionally there will be the bad that makes feeling good that much better. It is comparisons. For every up there is a down. Sometimes though getting through that sad feeling is tough to do all alone. Hence the internet is out there. Positive vibes stems out of the internet which is better known as a place to vent frustrations. Rather than troll or abuse people online why not simply love and support them? Supporting others creates something of a feedback loop of happiness. 

                Positive messages shall be sent during this dawn of the age of snack pack. Before in the 60s people believed in the Age of Aquarius. That’s gone though. 60s vibes are over. Now there needs to be a new way, a third way. Use of the internet can make such a thing happen. Random acts of kindness can make the internet a better place. In fact the internet is heavily constructed for randomness. Why not make that randomness have a positive impact on people’s lives? Daniel Alexander believes in the power of positive internet. This is encouraging as it shows a trending away from the infinite sadness of trolling and towards the internet’s natural role of community building. 

                Little outlets exist all across the internet to spread positivity. Daniel Alexander searches Twitter to turn frowns upside down. Frowns are just upside down smiley faces. This is Social Media Science 101. There’s also the concept of online positively called ‘The Domino Theory. Originally thought up as a plan of containing communism, ‘The Domino Theory’ has been given a second life on social media sites like ‘Second Life’. The premise is simple: support for others comes back to help that person out. Essentially being nice on the internet is akin to karma: it will come back either good or bad. Either way it returns. 

                 Motivation is the seed of creation. Without it nothing can happen. Creating pieces of art can take a long time. Some pieces of art can take years to fully articulate. As one Frank Hinton stated ‘Art is subjective but effort isn’t’. Creating something beautiful can take a while. During that time it can be difficult to continue, to convince oneself that it is truly worth it. Blogging takes a lot out of people as does writing, painting, photography, etc. Thanks to Daniel Alexander’s call to positivity there is hope that this motivation can be brought and new wonderful things can be introduced to a bewildered world! This is a positive movement, this is the internet.

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DECORATE MY ROOM, BECOME A PENPAL  [NEW VIDEO]

                Daniel Alexander wants to be a man of letters. In the age of the internet this is very possible. Emails are sent with abandon. The free for all is quite refreshing. Real letters, the kind sent in the mail with tender love, are almost a thing of the past. Few do this anymore. Occasionally things come in the mail from grandparents. Grandparents are the ultimate fans of the postal service. However Daniel wants to change this up. He wants a pen pal, the sort of person who can give him art in exchange for art. Here he tells the viewer to send him things. But first he shows the viewer around his humble studio abode. 

                Walls in Daniel’s studio are bare. He has a flag of America necessary to remind him his artwork is for America. There’s a sticker board to remind him of his sticker-wielding roots. Yet the sticker board is small. And his room is so large. Daniel has a heart. With the arrival of new mail he can have his artistic inclinations of his heart explode across the room. Obviously putting up his art is out of the question. Forget it. But other people, he supports those other artists. Daniel Alexander is an alt lit booster with his syndicated alt lit Spreecast to bring people together on an internet chat room at the same time. 

                The video displays what the poster board looks like after he’s put some wonderful posters and pictures on it. Yet it is still bare. Empty spaces remain. Texas loves its empty space but Daniel Alexander is intent on filling it with friends. That’s what Daniel Alexander is about: his work is his heart. With each new friend, each new connection and mention he’s becoming a realer boy. Will someday Daniel Alexander become a real boy, the sort who exists on and offline? Judging by his bike riding escapades this is already happening. 

                How it ends is with a PO BOX. Daniel wants mail. With every piece comes a new piece, by him. The art from others helps him grow. Consumption of art in general is a good thing. More exposure can help others figure out what works and what doesn’t work. New material will bring new ideas into Daniel’s already overactive imagination. Besides Daniel is a good person. Daniel Alexander vlogs the good vlog. This is important because what the world needs now is vlog sweet vlog.

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HAVE FUN IN LIFE ALWAYS [NEW VIDEO]

WITH Austin Islam & Luke Borlase Midworth

                Man Daniel Alexander is the fun-lover of alt lit. This video is the happiest thing ever uploaded to YouTube. Nothing can compare. Right from the very beginning is it so cheerful. If there is ever a bad day out there, a frown that needs to be turned upside down, this is the medicine. Everything in this is perfect from the music to the sheer level of enthusiasm. Austin Islam and Luke Midworth make it worth it too. In fact Daniel Alexander takes up only a small part of the video.

                The beginning shows the three of them in a big beautiful building. High ceilings, lots of history, they are happy. Luke calls it ‘top notch’. Indeed it is. Luke is really happy. Austin Islam, the living MEME legend, appears. Now Austin Islam has a well-documented love of life. Many quotes attributed to Austin Islam reflect his positive outlook. Austin Islam is in rare form. To celebrate his love of life Austin Islam does his ‘happy dance’. He gets up on his two hind legs and dances hard. 

                Bikes appear. Here they ride bikes through this giant building. This is a lot of fun to watch. Daniel has the camera unusually steady. Countless halls are gone through as they reach the sunny exterior of the building. Outside is celebrated. They are making it out to be one with the sun. Indeed their joy melts to become one with the sun. Smiles are all around. For the celebration Luke even dressed up in some fine-looking boots. Yes they are truly in Texas. 

                 While the path is easy the destination is easier. They bike down the road to find happiness. Of course happiness is a public fountain. Humanity feels the need to create artificial wildlife refuges. These are known as ‘parks’. Daniel continues taking footage of the sheer splendor of Mother Nature’s funny valentine, the city park. City parks are the valentine humanity gives to feel better about all that green grass paved over. However it is still more environmentally friendly to live in the city versus living in the country. 

                Austin dances a rain-type dance outside after some ‘punk child’ leaves. The kid is sullen. Austin, Luke, and Daniel have re-discovered the happiness of life. People can lose this as they get older. Others find it once again in a ‘second childhood’. Happily the thing ends with them once again at the old building with their dancing shoes (and boots) getting a serious workout.