Ken Burns by Adam Humphreys
Adam Humphreys rides on the side-road. He lacks the financial means to drive through mountains. Wealth allows people to simply blow up whatever they dislike whether it is a mountain, wildlife, rivers, lakes, etc. Hockey is full of that wealth-imbued violence. Hockey is the only way Canadians can get their violence fix for they really don’t have that much going on. Adam Humphreys should know: he’s Canadian and proud of it, maybe. Hard to tell with Canadians: their politeness hides a lot.
Thankfully Adam Humphreys lets the reader into his mind. He sees advertisements as challenges, charred bagels as reasons to not return to coffee shops, and hopes for the reversal of gentrification. Is it even possible though to reverse the flow of wealth? As shown before, the wealthy are willing to blow up mountains. Will Oldham only wants to fuck a mountain. The wealthy want to fuck up a mountain. In an urban environment the wealthy have to displace people not stones. With the gentler approach the wealthy are able to keep all the pre-war features and original hardwood floors.
Out of seemingly somewhere (specifically the greater New York Tri-State area) an Alaskan bothers young Adam Humphreys. Nobody should bother Adam Humphreys when he is on a mission. Doing so results in the severest kind of pain, the pain of disdain. Panel discussions are the things bored intellectuals are made of: they practice their hand gestures since they want to convey empathy without saying a word, not that any word they’d use would be used appropriately.
Social videos are the things YouTube is made of since YouTube is only made of that. Some people upload stuff onto Vimeo and that stuff tend to be more hipster-focused. Adam Humphreys lives the Vimeo life. YouTube is the lottery of social media, everyone wants it to be them and few succeed. Vimeo is akin to the art gallery of online video clips, stylish, sleek and mostly impenetrable. Crime is much easier to break into than social media relevance hence why so many killers do it: unable to create a successful twitter handle they hire contract killers to kill those inconvenient to them.
Paris is made for lovers, not killers. Adam Humphreys explores the International tourist hotspot and is annoyed by the visitors. He appears happy thinking about how the French piss into the Seine River. Canadians do that too but they can only do it during the warmer months when their country is not a complete frozen block of ice. It is hard to network in a country bothered so tremendously by the extreme cold. Fortunately Adam Humphreys is the king of networking as networking fills his warm with a warm hue and causes a smile to break out across his face.