LIVEBLOG by Megan Boyle


                Megan Boyle’s project ‘LIVEBLOG’ was the cat’s meow. Cats used it whenever they ran out of meows which happened with startling frequency. Unlike humans cats use meow a lot. Together cats and humans are infinitely excited about the endless possibilities offered by Tyrant Books publishing Megan Boyle’s world-famous blog into a proper book. It has been long, too long, since people have been able to hold a physical artifact from the beloved Megan Boyle. 

                ‘LIVEBLOG’ documents everything Megan Boyle did using the power of her indomitable mind. Good thing nobody will ever defeat Megan Boyle’s mind. Her Vice Column ‘Boyle’s Brains’ suggested as much, a mind so powerful it could not possibly be overcome. In fact it has been a while since her debut book ‘selected unpublished blog posts of a mexican panda express employee’ released by Muumuu House all the way back in 2011. Actually a better idea might be to simply have a Lost-type thing explaining what Megan Boyle has been up to since then. 

                Previously on Megan Boyle:

                She did things. Some of them were good things. Beach Sloth got a hug in the summer of Alt Lit, 2012. Beach Sloth also received a card that allowed him to purchase vintage clothing somewhere within Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Megan Boyle moved around a lot in the period of 2011 – present, driving a car, living in various locations, making money presumably, and simply being the best Megan Boyle she could possibly be. 

                Adoring fans cannot wait for Megan Boyle to drop some serious knowledge. Her LIVEBLOG received extensive coverage from such reputable-ass publications like Dazed Digital and most recently Beach Sloth in this very review. Beach Sloth literally is jumping up and down in his sloth-like chair hoping for this LIVEBLOG to be everything it promises to be. 

                Raw, honest, painful, these are words other people used to describe Megan Boyle’s LIVEBLOG. They are apt. For a long time Beach Sloth read the LIVEBLOG trying to figure out how to successfully cover such a giant thing (over 350,000 words, which for those number crunchers, is a lot of words). Eventually Beach Sloth gave up on covering the LIVEBLOG and simply let it wash over him. What happened was something remarkable, something that forever changed the way that Beach Sloth thought about his life. To date Beach Sloth continues to live a life slightly more at ease knowing that LIVEBLOG is coming to book stores across the world. 

                The world needs to get ready for Megan Boyle because she is truly ready for it.

LIVEBLOG by Megan Boyle

                Megan Boyle’s project ‘LIVEBLOG’ was the cat’s meow. Cats used it whenever they ran out of meows which happened with startling frequency. Unlike humans cats use meow a lot. Together cats and humans are infinitely excited about the endless possibilities offered by Tyrant Books publishing Megan Boyle’s world-famous blog into a proper book. It has been long, too long, since people have been able to hold a physical artifact from the beloved Megan Boyle. 

                ‘LIVEBLOG’ documents everything Megan Boyle did using the power of her indomitable mind. Good thing nobody will ever defeat Megan Boyle’s mind. Her Vice Column ‘Boyle’s Brains’ suggested as much, a mind so powerful it could not possibly be overcome. In fact it has been a while since her debut book ‘selected unpublished blog posts of a mexican panda express employee’ released by Muumuu House all the way back in 2011. Actually a better idea might be to simply have a Lost-type thing explaining what Megan Boyle has been up to since then. 

                Previously on Megan Boyle:

                She did things. Some of them were good things. Beach Sloth got a hug in the summer of Alt Lit, 2012. Beach Sloth also received a card that allowed him to purchase vintage clothing somewhere within Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Megan Boyle moved around a lot in the period of 2011 – present, driving a car, living in various locations, making money presumably, and simply being the best Megan Boyle she could possibly be. 

                Adoring fans cannot wait for Megan Boyle to drop some serious knowledge. Her LIVEBLOG received extensive coverage from such reputable-ass publications like Dazed Digital and most recently Beach Sloth in this very review. Beach Sloth literally is jumping up and down in his sloth-like chair hoping for this LIVEBLOG to be everything it promises to be. 

                Raw, honest, painful, these are words other people used to describe Megan Boyle’s LIVEBLOG. They are apt. For a long time Beach Sloth read the LIVEBLOG trying to figure out how to successfully cover such a giant thing (over 350,000 words, which for those number crunchers, is a lot of words). Eventually Beach Sloth gave up on covering the LIVEBLOG and simply let it wash over him. What happened was something remarkable, something that forever changed the way that Beach Sloth thought about his life. To date Beach Sloth continues to live a life slightly more at ease knowing that LIVEBLOG is coming to book stores across the world. 

                The world needs to get ready for Megan Boyle because she is truly ready for it.

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